AND I WAS LIKE DOPE!

"The first Thrashers game I went to they got into a shootout. That was amazing, and they won, and I was like dope! That really made me fall all the way in love with it. I like the shootouts and everything else involved with the game. But the shootouts are the real deal. To see the guy go from one end to the other end and try to score, man! "



my head hurts just thinking about the jokes here.

i'm just wondering if i blog about hockey, will my teams lose? go ottawa. go detroit. go rangers. all three play tonight, so we'll see if my woodbag pump has any effect. I'm going to say ott/buf in the eastern conference finals and det/ana in the west.

THE VILLAGE TRANNY

this is erica. he...it...she...whatever, is like 6'5" without heels. it's glendale's one and only transvestite. whenever we see erica out, we squeal. because erica is awesome. and she plays surf guitar.

GETty OUT OF HERE!
tania and i went to the getty to see old asian ladies gawk at tim hawkinson's art.


"Guhhhhh."


"cmon, just gimme a piece of cheese...cmon?"


is it still a flask when it's bigger than a bottle?


gary?


i'm waiting for tania to bring me a glass of wine.


tania wanted to buy this. and i said NO.

DEAR GOD...

…it's me, beckett.